he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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