Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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