nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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