You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
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turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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