is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
nutella sex= disaster
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Drake has all the answers
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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