He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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