If i come over, it means nothing
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
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