I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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