Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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