You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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