Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Randomize
