I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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