how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
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Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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