im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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