Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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