why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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