does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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