Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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