Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
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Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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