margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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