I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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