went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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