I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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