yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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