I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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