just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
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we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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