You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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