I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Duck Duck Cougar?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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