I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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