i would punch a child for taco bell
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
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i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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