Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
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