I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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