And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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