I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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