Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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