We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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