i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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