i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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