Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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