Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Be still, my beating vagina.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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