i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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