She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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