So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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