I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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