I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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