i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
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Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
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Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I need water and some morals
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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