We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I need water and some morals
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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