if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Still dying that you shit outside
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Randomize
