Since when is my name a synonym for head?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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