then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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