It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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