Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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