Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she peed on how many people?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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