u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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