Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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